Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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