My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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