he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
