You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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