If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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