We won't sleep together?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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