There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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