What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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