OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I can't put those talents on a resume
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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