Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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