i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
This house was built for laser tag.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
