but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
