she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sex in the backyard? Check.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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