Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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