I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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