her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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