hell yes lets make some ravioli
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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