Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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