Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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