Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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