It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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