turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Mom said you looked used
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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