yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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