quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
