O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just pee around me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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