He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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