Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
