dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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