My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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