dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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