Fuck appropriateness.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
