Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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