Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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