oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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