ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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