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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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