im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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