Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Found your dick twin last night
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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