OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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