so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
