i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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