Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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