I am puke
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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