We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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