did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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