Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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