after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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