Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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