ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Blood and glitter go together right?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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