There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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