ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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